Mantra to control husband

My wife has threatened me that she will use an astrological mantra to control me. The mantra is -

"Om namo maharyakshaya Mam Pati me Vashya kuru kuru Swaha"

Obviously, this is in Sanskrit and it translates to - Oh the greatest saviour of all, please give control of my husband to me.

But the good news is, its not easy and she will have to recite it at least 100,000 (Yes Hundred thousand times) to have the effect.

I have no idea why she feels that I have gone out of her control. I think I'm totally in her control!!

I hope she was joking. I can't miss my golf on weekends!!

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Unknown said…
will that work..if yes then im ready to read it 100 000 times also..
December 24, 2007 at 9:56 PM
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